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The Office Lady Goblin
The office lady is a goblin
She scowls at everyone
She never seems to laugh
Or smile or have any fun
The office lady is a goblin
I’m sure she has kids for tea
I don’t think my mum likes her
And she certainly scares me
The office lady is a goblin
She growls if you’re late for class
Her beady eyes bore holes in you
As she writes you your late pass
The office lady is a goblin
Even the teachers are frightened of her
I bet that under her skirt
Her legs are covered in fur
The office lady is a goblin
And it’s too bad if you are sick
She looks you up and down
And sends you back to class real quick
The office lady is a goblin
But the copy lady is nice
When the old goblin retired
The school board didn’t think twice
Now our office lady is kind
She smiles when you hand her the roll
But it’s too bad about the Principal
Cause I think he might be a troll.
Jenni Mills
The office lady is a goblin
She scowls at everyone
She never seems to laugh
Or smile or have any fun
The office lady is a goblin
I’m sure she has kids for tea
I don’t think my mum likes her
And she certainly scares me
The office lady is a goblin
She growls if you’re late for class
Her beady eyes bore holes in you
As she writes you your late pass
The office lady is a goblin
Even the teachers are frightened of her
I bet that under her skirt
Her legs are covered in fur
The office lady is a goblin
And it’s too bad if you are sick
She looks you up and down
And sends you back to class real quick
The office lady is a goblin
But the copy lady is nice
When the old goblin retired
The school board didn’t think twice
Now our office lady is kind
She smiles when you hand her the roll
But it’s too bad about the Principal
Cause I think he might be a troll.
Jenni Mills
Rejected from the School Magazine, but I still like it.
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I love your poem, it's really cute. So sweet and naïve... I really liked it, I haven't found many like this around here so it was a great change 
I find the poem incrediblely visual, I can really see all the action developing and color! I can even imagine the type of drawings that would suit this little story. Thanks for summoning my imagination. 
I find the poem incrediblely visual, I can really see all the action developing and color! I can even imagine the type of drawings that would suit this little story. Thanks for summoning my imagination.